Sunday, May 10, 2020

Mother's Day 2020

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-05-10


Mother's Day 2020

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Does something feel different about this Mother's Day? πŸ€” Of course it does! 😲 You did not get to have a Mother's Day gathering because of COVID-19! πŸ˜• But hey, you can still reach out to your mother (granted she's alive or your in contact with her) through the use of technology. Precisely what millions had to do today. For a lot of people, this is nothing unusual because they live long distances away from their parents. Nothing more I have to say right now, so this entry is extremely short. Happy Mother's Day. 🌷🌹🌼🌻


Friday, May 1, 2020

First Day Of May

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-05-01

First Day Of May

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Were you aware that May 1st is apparently an ancient festival of Spring, and a present traditional spring holiday in many European cultures? πŸ€” And that dances, singing, and cake are usually part of those festivities? 🀨 I wasn't either. I thought May 1st was just simply that: May 1st. Another fresh day. Well, for obvious reasons, there will be no public dancing and festivities this year. 🦠

Anyways! In the last entry, I said that I was supposed to get the March 2020 and April 2020 videos up on the channel right? 😳 Well, now it is May 2020, and with the exception of Asphalt 9: Legends - Paysche Season, and Asphalt 9: Legends - Porsche Showers Bring May Flowers, I have not uploaded squat! 😣πŸ˜₯πŸ˜–πŸ˜³πŸ₯΅πŸ₯ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜±

I know, how severely slack of me to let two months pass without uploading the videos filmed in their respective months! πŸ˜“ Mark my words: Another month shall not pass without me uploading the videos of March 2020 and April 2020! 😀 Unless of course, something goes terribly wrong, like YouTube breaking, a storm that wipes out power for an extended time, and so forth. You get the idea. 😢 

COVID-19? 🦠 You're probably sick of hearing about it, but it thankfully has not had a serious impact on my life. Do I think the economy should reopen this month? πŸ€” I honestly have not read Premier Ford's guideline. From what I get to understand, he is doing it very cautiously, sector by sector, with strict guidelines. So long as they do not greedily and impatiently rush things, perhaps they could proceed to reopening this month. ⌚

Tired of waiting things out at home? πŸ€” Consider getting a brand new All-In-One Computer or smartphone, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, playing board games, doing puzzles, drawing, flicking fidget spinners, Rubik's Cubes, painting, playing musical instruments, and oh so many more! 🀩 Seriously, if I were to list all the possible things you could do at home, the length of this blog post would make a reticulated python jealous! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ

Oh yeah, that's another thing too: you can now give your pet more attention! πŸ•πŸˆπŸ’ I've seen hundreds of hilarious cats and dogs at computers over the last several weeks. Alright, time to go. Happy May 1st. 🍰

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

April 1st Entry: No Time For Fools

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-04-01

April 1st Entry: No Time For Fools

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Some people like the foolishness. 🀑 Some people do not. πŸ₯± Never been a fan of April's Fools, and never will be. πŸ™„ Notice how the Internet hasn't been huge on it this year? πŸ€” You can thank COVID-19 for that. 😬 Not that there is anything good about the disease (there isn't), but seeing little to no Aprils Fools is a good thing. 😊 Ok! So, um, yeah. The videos. I have been indecisive about whether or not I should put the February 2020 videos onto social media, or if I should wait until I have edited the March 2020 media? πŸ€”

I originally had plans to post them to social media today, but due to lack of time, that did not happen. Seeing as though it is now the beginning of April 2020, I seriously better get my act together. I will go with posting the February 2020 and March 2020 media together. For April 2020, I will post them later, but not when it's so darn close to the end of the month! πŸ˜“ It is that reason why I have been in a predicament with social media posts. No more though, no more. 😐 No more fooling around. It is time be organized and efficient. 😐 Get organized

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

March 31st Entry: It's Been Very Quiet

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-03-31

March 31st Entry: It's Been Very Quiet

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It's been exceptionally quiet on this blog, ever since I decided to focus more so on uploading. Still, it isn't entirely dead. I really need to get the February & March 2020 videos onto social media. Most of them have been already published, but not posted elsewhere. I'm working on that! ⌨

Sunday, February 23, 2020

February 23rd Entry: What Happened?

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-02-23

February 23rd Entry: What Happened?

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Let's jump straight to it: what happened to the entry for the December 2019 and January 2020 videos? It is almost March. Well, I have decided that I do not think I will be doing "heavy duty" blog posts for YouTube videos anymore. 😰 Am I quitting blogging? 😨Absolutely not! 😎 It is just that I would rather focus on the YouTube side of Google rather than the Blogger side. If you still have not seen the videos yet, click blow accordingly.

December 2019
January 2020
Going Forward
If you still have not familiarized yourself with the whole Atazaka-Guuzaka thing, now would be a good time to do so. Going forward, certain uploads of certain things will become less common, perhaps even non-existent on Guuzaka. Likewise, certain things may become more prominent. Do not see this as a change for the worse. If anything, it is a change for the better. You will see as time goes on. ⌚

Friday, February 14, 2020

Valentine's Day 2020

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-02-14


Valentine's Day 2020

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Can I tell you something you should already know? πŸ’š You do not need to wait until one commercialized day of the year to be romantic. πŸ’š Seriously, you do not. πŸ’š You can have a special night, dinner, get together, and so forth on other days as well. πŸ’š That said, there is certainly no harm in wanting to something romantic or special on Valentine's Day. πŸ’š Just do not make it the only day of the year where you care about your significant other. πŸ’š Even if you do not have a significant other, remember that you can still play games with friends or family members. Now by "games" I am not literally talking board games or video games per se. By "games" I am talking about activities you enjoy with other people. Or maybe just yourself? 🐺 Hey, some people would rather just enjoy the day to themselves. Nothing wrong with that either. Just do not be that person that is valuing their self-worth based on their relationship status. There is way more to life than being in a relationship. Be positive. Be good. Happy 2020 Valentine's Day. πŸ’š

Monday, January 6, 2020

The Revival Of Ata

Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-01-06


The Revival Of Ata

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Are you aware of the significant event that took place two days ago? πŸ€” Probably not. Have you seen the Tweet about it? Perhaps, but you did not even bother to follow the link because you were not sure what exactly was so special about this whole "Atazaka" thing. 🀨 It's ok. I will not judge you too hard. πŸ˜† After all, the brand was an extremely small, niche part of the Internet. So small, that "micro" "nano traffic" would be the word to describe it. It also does not help that it went by the obscure title ATA1201058, making it hard for all, but the extremely few that may have been really loved it, to remember such a name. Still, there were some notable videos from that brief era that received a fair bit of traffic for a "nano" brand: Walking around a Campus Site of University of Toronto ScarboroughTouring Sir Oliver Mowat Collegiate Institute [Exterior]Orange Fuzzy Caterpillar: Possibly Spilosoma Virginica, and Tunnel X -  Dance and dodge the electrical gates! So! Let us now dive into greater details about this whole revival, Atazaka, Guuzaka, and all! πŸ€“ But before you do, it would make sense for you to check out the first ATA video uploaded to what is now Guuzaka, then watch the revived ATA video. See the connection? 🧩


What Exactly Was Atazaka?
ATA1201058 was my original proto-Guuzaka brand dating all the way back to 2010. Though I may have had an account or two before 2010, ATA1201058 was my first proper, functional YouTube account. It was highly experimental, variable, and fun. πŸ“± The video quality was rather substandard though, despite the videos being high-definition. πŸ˜…

On November 01, 2016, ATA1201058 was succeeded by GuuzakaTube, which was then finally rebranded as just Guuzaka, on November 01, 2019. On January 04, 2020, exactly 10 years from when it was created, it has now been revived as a completely separate brand from the Guuzaka channel, losing the mechanical 1201058, and gaining the familiar "Zaka", while keeping the same variable, yet simple nature of what it used to be back in the day. 🌞 Ah, the good times! πŸƒ The abysmal quality is one thing that certainly will not return, though! πŸ˜…

Why Didn't You Just Rebrand ATA1201058 As Atazaka Then? Atazaka Sounds Like A Weird Spin On Guuzaka
Excellent question! You see, when ATA1201058 was first created, I did not even intend to use it as a serious channel for uploading videos. This is evidenced by the gaps between when I uploaded the first, second, and onward videos. It was not until 2016 when I decided that I would start uploading more videos. When I realized that I was going to be creating content more frequently, I then felt that it was necessary to get rid such an obscure name for better branding and visibility on the Internet. Makes perfect sense, eh? GuuzakaTube/Guuzaka is far easier to remember than ATA1201058 will ever be! 😡

So! Why didn't I just call Guuzaka, Atazaka instead? Because I wanted to do away with "ATA" in the name. I saw ATA1201058 as an awkward, low quality era that I did not want GuuzakaTube to be associated with. 😬 The transition to GuuzakaTube was not just about better visibility, but video quality, too. While GuuzakaTube/Guuzaka was never intended to be an over-edited, glamorous channel, it was not about substandard quality either. Guuzaka has far stronger brand identity than Atazaka does, as is evidenced in the editing and Internet visbility.

As for why Atazaka rhymes with Guuzaka? Because it's totally intentional! 😎 They are siblings, so I intentionally made their names end in "Zaka".

Will The ATA1201058 Videos Be Left On The Guuzka-branded Channel, Or Will You Transfer Them?
They will be left on Guuzaka. It does not make sense to transfer for them over, and lose all the comments, views, and statistics they have garnered over the years. Furthermore, the loss of 80 videos would make milestone videos such as 100th Video, 200th video, and so on inaccurate. Furthermore, as mentioned above, even though Guuzaka transformed to be a very different successor, he is the direct, natural, successor of ATA1201058. Atazaka was created separately with purpose of functioning as the modern continuity of what ATA1201058 was like. 

So What Motivated You To Create Atazaka?
This. This question is the biggest highlight of this entry! You see, while Guuzaka and Atazaka have their similarities, they also had some major differences. Especially when comparing the early Ata videos to the Guuzaka-branded videos. There is just a particular charm about them, that is missing from the Guuzaka-branded videos. Don't get me wrong: I very much love the cool, green guy. 😎 As time went on though, I started to miss some of the attributes of the videos from the old days. How YouTube was then, memories then, and more. Naturally, this would include the simplistic nature of Ata. I can't remember if it was 2018 or 2019, where I started toying with the idea of bringing back Ata back. One thing's certain: I got very serious about resurrecting Ata during 2019, and made some plans about how I would do this for January 04, 2020, since it would be exactly 10 years from the date Ata was created.

Lo and behold, I did it guys. 😲🌠 I went ahead and actually did it. 🌟

What Will The 2020 Revived Ata Be About?
Same thing back then: short, simple videos of whatever I feel like doing.

What Will Be Different About The 2020 Revived ATA?
Aside from the name-ending and actual presence of a visual brand logo, nothing major. As mentioned earlier, the videos will not be substandard! πŸ˜… They will be of much higher resolution and audio quality. ✅

Why Couldn't Guuzaka Just Be Like This? Why Two Brands?

Good question, considering that Guuzaka is supposed to be a "natural" brand. By that, I mean that it is not a mass appeal, clickbaity, *high traffic, sellout brand. It's all about content that I like, and if you do not like, then you just have to move on. While that is true, it has also developed traits that make it unique. Traits that just simply make it Guuzaka, and cannot be simply described in one word.🎦 I would say enigmatic describes it perfectly well. πŸ›Έ Guuzaka videos almost always have intros, outros, 10+ minutes long, and have other Guuzakish tidbits. πŸ”πŸπŸŽΆπŸ¦

*There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a successful channel with thousands or millions of fans. As long as you are a genuine channel that contributes to the better of the Internet, you deserve your success. πŸ† But to those of you who built your success on foolishness, please do not just me, but millions of others a favour: get off the Internet. πŸ™„


What's With The "His" and "He"? Are These Real People, Characters, Or What?
You are not seriously asking this are you? ❓πŸ’­

These Names Sound Feminine. Are You Sure Your Mascots Are Not Female?
What if I told you...... that this whole time the green Guuzaka guy was not the only thing on the channel that goes by that title? 😢 The same is true for Atazaka. ATA1201058 on the other hand, never had proper logo or anything. It was really prototype-y and lacked a true brand identity. And by the way, I do not personally think these names sound feminine. Well, maybe Atazaka somewhat does, but certainly not Guuzaka!

Wait, WHAT?! 🀯
I have said enough. The rest is up to you to discover. That is if you have not noticed the whole time. No, Guuzaka nor Atazaka is not apart of my real name. In fact, my first, middle, and surname does not even begin with A or G. 🀯 I am really blowing your mind with this entry, eh? πŸ‘Ύ

PLEASE TELL ME MORE!

Which Channel Will You Upload On More Often?
Guuzaka because that is the main flagship brand. There may end up being times where I post on Atazaka more often, demanding on demand and response to the content uploaded on him. Too early to answer with certainty at this point.

Will You Redo The Former Ata Videos In UHDAnd Upload Under The Atazaka Brand?
You gotta be kidding me! That would be 80 videos! 😬 Sorry, but no. Possibly some of them in the future, but that is not guaranteed. 

I Notice That There Are Praying Hands In A Part Of The 2020 Atazaka Comeback Trailer. Did He Die And Have God Bring Him Back To Life?
πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ Really, man? LOL!
Still not sure what to make of that? 😬 No, he did not die. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ It is just a dramatic representation of the brand, not the mascot, coming back to life as the new and separate Atazaka.

Your Mascots Look Really Strange... What Are They Really Supposed To Be?
Strange is just your opinion man. πŸ™ƒ They are sentient sunglasses not intended to be placed on your heed, because they can bite! 😲 Atazaka is less likely to bite than his older brother, however. 


Wrap up
So! 😎 That will be all the questions I will be answering for now. πŸ€“ Creating such a nostalgic brand inspired from proto-Guuzaka AKA ATA1201058, which was created during my high school days was such a special thing to do for 2020. 🌟 It also helps that it was so conveniently created within the first 5 days of the year. πŸ€“ Well, maybe you might not be feeling my hype, and that is A-ok. 😌 Neither Guu nor Ata are major brands recognizable by the masses. If they do take off, I would hope that it happens naturally. We all know what happens to channels that grow too quickly, so, um, yeah. 😬 I would rather have an audience of 5000 that understands my videos for what they are, than to have troubled ocean of 12,000,000. That's not to say that all large channel are infested with trolls. They're not. It's just better to have an audience that is behaved, regardless of whether you are a small, mid-sized, or big creator. Happy 2020 New Year! 🌠


Atazaka Videos

  • Have Atazaka branding
  • Are Almost always less than 10 minutes
  • Have no intros or outros
  • Have multiple tracks, but the video track is the focus
  • Random filter effects are used sparingly
  • Are only in ultra high-definition (2160p) or greater, making this a notable difference from the past

  • Guuzaka Videos


  • Guuzaka branding
  • Almost always more than 10 minutes
  • Almost always have intros and outros, excluding nature videos and certain others
  • Makes moderate to extensive use of multiple tracks, hence the more frequent onscreen texts, emojis, unboxing music, filler music in some videos, and more
  • Moderate to extensive use of random, short filter effects


  • Features a variety of resolutions starting at no lower than full high-definition (1080p)





  • Wednesday, January 1, 2020

    Hello 2020!

    Guuzaka                                                                                                          2020-01-01


    Hello 2020!

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     Today is the day of a brand new era! 🌠 How did you celebrate it? 🀨 Watched fireworks?  πŸŽ† Sat in your leather chair? πŸͺ‘ Walked the dog to a new place? 🐢 Watched a movie? πŸ“Ί Got drunk? πŸ₯΄ Hopefully, getting drunk was not your way of starting a brand new decade. 😬 Seriously, there are better ways to start a new year, especially when its the beginning of a new decade. For me, I did have plans to do a Goodbye 2019 and Hello 2020 video. 😢 Well, if you read the entry yesterday, neither of those happened due to personal slackness that time of the year being busy. πŸ˜… Alright, the truth is, I did have the chance to do it, but I did not organize myself properly. 😢 Anyways! Happy 2020 New Year's! πŸ₯³ Let's hope this decade brings forth things that will improve the world for the better. πŸ™πŸΎ

    Oh, one more thing! 🏁 Do you play Asphalt 9: Legends? 🀨 Are you a good racer that will contribute to the club actively? If the answer to those questions is yes, you will be pleased to know that my hyper-exclusive club, NorthGrandForest, will be taking invites between now and January 31st! 😱 After that, it will be locked until the next intake! πŸ”’ When is the next intake? πŸ€” I do not publicly announce them ahead of time. Intakes only happen 2-3 times a year, hence the "hyper-exclusivity" of this club. 🀯

    "My club is better than yours! Screw your weird, hyper-exclusive club!" πŸ˜’ Some of you might say. Well, guess what? You absolutely do not have join, if the hyper-exclusive intake is a turn-off. The reason it's hyper-exclusive in the first place is to only allow people that truly want to be apart of this club, and not just someone looking for any club in hopes of winning big rewards quickly. In fact, this club is not even a "big rewards" club at the moment, so you would be disappointed anyway. If you are a committed player like myself, then it could turn into a big rewards club fairly soon. πŸ† Let's go, 2020! 🌠

    Tuesday, December 31, 2019

    New Year's Eve: The Dawn Of A New Decade (2020)

    Guuzaka                                                                                                          2019-12-31

    New Year's Eve: The Dawn Of A New Decade (2020)

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     Today is Tuesday, December 31, 2019. This means that this is not only my last blog post of the year, but of an entire decade. 😲 Now it might sound kind of weird to say that, considering that I have only been using Blogger since January 31, 2016. Nevertheless, it has been 3 years of typing here. ⌨ That's enough of the boring stuff, so let's talk about the exciting things: 2020! πŸŽ†
    No, I will not be watching fireworks. And no, that end of the decade video is also unfortunately not happening.  πŸ˜₯ This time period was just too busy, and when you do not organize yourself efficiently, you will ultra quickly get yourself into such a tight, awkward situation.  😣 

    Over the decade, we have seen so much advancements in just about every industry on the planet: automotive, health, technology, security and beyond. Some of these advancements, however, are not always positive. Some trends have been seriously stupid and disappointing, such as the notches and removal of headphone jacks and expandable memory on smartphones. πŸ™„ Others, like the ever increasing number of all-electric vehicles are very exciting. ⚡

    For some of you, it is already 2020. For those of us in the Eastern Standard Time Zone, or close to it, it is late evening at the time I wrote this. And for that reason, I will not keep this blog post too long. I just want to say that I am thankful to have lived through the decade despite the many disappointments, and hardships that I may have faced. There were also many joys and special memories that have also taken place: moving, graduation, relatives' weddings, getting my first proper computer, getting back intro instrumental music, injecting life into my YouTube channel, then rebranding it twice as time went on, getting into blogging, acquisition of several smartphones, visiting many areas, and so many more that if I were to go on, this blog post would end up becoming a book! πŸ“•πŸ“—πŸ“˜

    For the next decade, I hope to go further, continue to learn new things, stay healthy, go new places, and be more successful in the things I do. ✅🌠

    Thanks for reading and Happy 2020 New Year! πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡πŸŽ‰

    Wednesday, December 25, 2019

    Merry Christmas 2019: Final Of The Decade

    Guuzaka                                                                                                          2019-12-25

    Merry Christmas 2019: Final Of The Decade

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    Merry Christmas blog readers! πŸŽ„ I hope you are having an excellent day! ⭐ We are now down to just 6 days left of the entire 2010-2019 decade. 😲 Many unknowns lie ahead, which can either make you mostly nervous, excited, or likely a blend of both. Now, I do not think I have mentioned it in any of my Christmas entries, so it needs to be said now: Christmas is not Christ' actual birthday. "DUH! We know that Guuzaka!" You must be thinking. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ More importantly, I hope that Christmas will become non-commercialized real soon. 😐 Wishful thinking, but I am serious.

    It may not be Christ' birthday, but it is rather unfortunate that the day has become so increasingly focused on commercialism and Christmas characters -- neither of which Christmas should be about. So what should Christmas truly be about then? 🀨 
    having fun. Not breaking the bank account, not competing with your neighbours to see who can put the most Christmas lights on your house: just having a proper good time. So with that said, I will keep this short and head about my business now. πŸŒ