GuuzakaTube 11.10.16
So! For this entry that just so
happens to take place one day before Remembrance Day, I'm going to be
discussing my latest videos, which happens to be the risky Train
Tracks, Asphalt
8: Dry, Dry Desert
and Fruitfall:
Help Russian Woman Catch The Goods! There
is another thing that I'm also going to reiterate that'll cause many
to either strongly disagree or agree, but I don't care.
Anyways, let's go!
EDIT:
I've decided to make it a standalone post. Check
it out here, if you dare.
There are
several warnings in the video itself, a warning in the description,
and now a warning here?! At this point you must be like, “If this
was so damn dangerous, why did you do this yourself and not expect
the brave and curious to try it for themselves?” Three words: To
cover my backside. Ok, that was four, but you know what? It's nice to
warn people about something even when it's obviously dangerous, just
so that can't say that they've never been warned, or decide to blame
you for something you told them not
to do.
That's my reasoning behind this. Now for the video: you see me
walking up the road with the pole in the distance down and the red
lights on, because you can obviously see and hear the train crossing
the intersection. After the coast was cleared, I ventured onto the
eastbound side. When I realized that the tracks were on a high bridge
that had no safe sides or fleeing points, I quickly turned back and
decided to follow the tracks heading westbound. Not only was this
path “safer” but it had more to see, and it didn't feel so
nightmarish and nervewracking. I have to say, it was a nice,
pleasant, scenic, different experience to be doing something like
this for the first time. It's not that I've never been on train
tracks before, but I've never actually walked on them extensively
while filming and actually enjoying the path. Now, I certainly don't
want to make this sound like this is something you try, (you
shouldn't)
but if you ask most people that have followed tracks for an extensive
amount of time, they'll tell you that it's a fun, scenic or even
relaxing experience. When it was time to turn around and head back
east, I heard something. I heard some bells and a distant engine. Not
taking even the slightest chances, I immediately went off the track
and hid myself into the woods alongside the track. This allowed me to
film the train from within the bushes, and safely return to the road
where I needed to be after it passed. I'm glad I came back alive, but
I wasn't pleased about losing my sunglasses. Oh well. I'd rather lose
a nice pair of glasses any day, over surrendering my life to Thomas
The Violent Engine!
Ah, the dry,
dry, dry desert. So sandy. So hot. So sunny. So vast. What I thought
would just be one or two segments in the desert, ended up being an
entire episode, because why not? I don't know what it was, but after
playing one desert track at the time, I entered desert mode and
decided to go further into the desert with my fleet of vehicles. And
the music, oh the music! It was phenomenal! I was contemplating
between whether or not I wanted to compile a soundtrack of desert
music, or narrate with a voice-over, but as you can hear, I chose to
compile a soundtrack of songs from some talented artists/groups, and
I'm really
glad I went that route! If you like Ancient Egyptian, Indian, or
Middle Eastern Desert music, you'll enjoy the crazy journey with the
cars in this episode. Speaking of crazy, my goodness! That 2nd
Cadillac race with the XTS was hilariously rough! Who knew Cadillacs
could get so angry and violent in the desert?! They clearly weren't
enjoying the soothing desert experience!
Alright, so
let's be honest here and talk about the obvious controversial thing
that's going on in this title: is that girl that's catching the
fruits really Russian? Ukrainian maybe? Belarusian? None of the
above? Does it even matter? Probably not? To me, it doesn't matter
and I hope it doesn't matter to you either. If it does, you're
racist. Anyways! Fruitfall is a very simple game to play and kill a
few, or several minutes when you're bored. You move the woman left or
right to catch the fruits you see raining from the sky. For every 100
points you accumulate, you get about 10 seconds I believe, so try not
to let any fruits fall. However, if it isn't obvious, your priorities
should be the faster falling fruits since they will give you more
points to reach the 100 mark a lot sooner, and spare you a game over
from running out of time. Catch as many fruits as fast as you can,
and good luck!
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