Thursday, October 1, 2026

October One Two Thousand Twenty-Six

  Guuzaka                                                                                                          2026-10-01

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Weird, Ominous Title

"What kind of cryptic title is that?" you must be wondering. I am wondering the same thing, too. Why did I choose such an unimaginative title after such a long weblog absence? 🀨 Should I not choose something more eye-catching? Probably. I probably should. So. Eh. Yeah. I guess we are wondering about the elephant girl in my bedroom right? 🐘 Yes, there is a giantess masquerading as an elephant in my bedroom! πŸ€₯ Oh noes! How da hell do I get this freak out of my bedroom?! 😱 Gotcha! 😜 That sure spiked your eyes, eh? Good. Now we can continue along this conversation.

The Great 2026 Guuzakan Drought

I know, I know. The 2020s has seen gravely, record-breaking bouts of unproductivity periods. πŸ₯€ Disappointing. But fear not! For the brands are going nowhere. 😌 They may have had their droughts, but they are not empty shouts. I cannot promise any deadlines, but between now and an unspecified time, I am working to refamiliarise myself with where exactly I left off, updating myself with platform changes, and other things. 1 of which I learned is how YouTube plans to move the goalpost for monetisation. πŸ™ƒ Anything to make money off of people for as long as possible without actually paying them. And reasons like this are exactly why it is so important to have multiple streams of income. As well as not tying your identity to 1 platform. Obvious enough to many, but nevertheless remains an important reminder.

There does not seem to be too much that has drastically changed on Reddit, YouTube, Bluesky, and Instagram from a surface level. Well, Instagram actually has a lot of tidbits I have never delved deep into, so I will have to get around to those soon. Out of all of the mentioned, Reddit and Bluesky definitely nothing major. YouTube does not look too different thus far, but I still have some investigating to do. πŸ”

Viewers Apparently Still There

I can see that even in the midst of these brutally long absences, the subscriber count is still going up, albeit, predictably very slowly. 🀯 Thank you for still believing in my brands, and understanding that they will eventually return to consistency. πŸ™πŸΎ

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Marching Into April Showers 2026

 Guuzaka                                                                                                          2026-03-31

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Marching Into April Showers 2026

When you see this, you are most likely thinking of the seasonal expression "April showers bring May flowers" right? πŸ˜€ In the case of parts of Ontario, the last day of March has been raining on and off all day. 🌧 During the wee hours of the morning there was a severe thunder storm that was so intense, numerous people, myself as witness, felt an intense vibration in the house! 😱⛈ And even now as I type this the rain is coming down hard. 😢 I hear some rumbles... More lightning is on the way. ⚡

3 Months Into Year 2026 Why U No Upload?!

😳😳😳 Alright, alight, you want a proper, adult-like explanation, right? πŸ˜… No, I am not dead. No, I am not quitting. No, I have not forgotten about Guuzaka and Atazaka. Wrestling with the unproductivity rut has been a long, grueling fight, but I have not surrendered! 😀🌠

Saturday, February 28, 2026

February Absence

     Guuzaka                                                                                                          2026-02-28-

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February Absence

Quick, late night post to address the elephant in the room: my absence for the entire February 2026. 😢 Yeah, that was awkward. 😳 Even more awkward when I see that the subscriber count has climbed to 469, getting real close to 500. This shows that people have clearly not given up on my brands, and I am grateful for that. πŸ™πŸΎ Which is exactly why I do these kinds of posts to let both casual viewers and fans know what is going on. πŸ‘€ Had I been more consistent over the few years, that could have easily been 5000 minimum, and even beyond! Realistically, maybe 15,000 maximum at this point.  By absence, I am not talking about the uploads, which is a whole other topic on its own, but the fact that I simply did not sign in till now. 😢 I think. Maybe once way earlier, but I cannot recall. 😱 Well, that is all for now with this quick, vague update. Let us March forward into March! 🌠

About that. Canada, please permanently abolish Daylight Savings Time and keep the time on Standard Time all year long. Can I hear all the people say amen? 😢

Thursday, January 1, 2026

Quick Year 2026 Post

    Guuzaka                                                                                                          2026-01-01

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Just At The Title Says

Just wanted to post something on the very first day of Year 2026! πŸŽ‰ Now, if you are reading this from Africa, Europe, Asia, Oceania, and or even Newfoundland, January 02, 2026 is already here. πŸ˜… My channel was not exactly active in 2025, but I was not completely devoid of uploads either. 😳 Well, hopefully you had a safe and memorable New Year's Day, and may 2026 bring blessings, peace, health, and wealth. πŸŒŸπŸ™πŸΎπŸŒŸ